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Introlude: Splinters.
00:22
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I'm gonna tell you a little story
About the hard life that I live (tell you a little story)
Busk till dawn
I'm sitting on my bench, my bench
Sitting on my bench
Strummin' away at our guitars
We won't really get too far (we won't realize)
If we don't keep trying
We've got so many sounds
So many clowns
So many clouds
Everyone that passes by doesn't bat an eye
But that doesn't bother me (don't bother me at all)
Because I'm Chris, Chris, my name is Chris
And I'm here in my blue shirt
And I'm singing my song
I got my blue shirt on and I'm singing my song (got my blue shirt on)
I got my blue shirt on and I'm signing a song
Got my blue shirt on and I'm singing my song
Got my blue shirt on and I'm singing a song
I got my blue shirt on and I'm singing my song all day
Got my blue shirt on and I'm singing a song
Busk till dawn
I gotta get it on
I got a
Cabbage Patch Kids convention in Los Angeles
Gotta make enough money to get there (make enough money to go)
Make enough money to get there
I have 47 days to get 2003 dollars
Be-also-cause that year was pretty great
You've got Evanescence and all those songs that
Conceal my fate
Conceal my fate
Got so much time
And not much time to get to my
Cabbage Patch Kids convention
Got 48 days and 2003 dollars
So many times I now have 47 dollars
It's not quite 2003
But one day
I will get there
But right now I have to pee (I have to pee)
I'll be right back
Pss
Sss
Sss
Sss
Got my blue shirt on and I'm
Singing a song
My blue shirt is on my torso
And I'm singing
Got my blue shirt on
My blue shirt is on my torso
Got my blue shirt on, I'm singing a song
On the side of the street I
Got my blue shirt on, I'm singing a song
Got my blue shirt on, I'm singing a song
Yeah day one everybody
Got another few to go
That's a wrap
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Toll Booth Interlude
00:30
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4. |
On My Way: Minnesota
03:56
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Goin' so far in the hour I
Only have the taste of sour in my mouth
Cuz I've been surviving on
Sour patch kids for the past 13 days of my life
Cuz I'm on a country road
And I'm gonna get to the Cabbage Patch Kids convention
I will get there
To my convention
It's my intention
We're all going to get there
Mention
Tell me about Minnesota
Too far from Albuquerqu-a
I got so many taste buds on my tongue
Oh no
I'm kinda outta power
That sucks
Gotta find a flower so
I can take apart
My glass heart
Then I went into a gas station
To a man named Mark
He sold me candy and henny and
He kinda smelled like a fart but
That doesn't really bother me
I'm accepting of all people
Always legal and including
Can't even say that word really well
Because I got tongue tied on my way there
By a barracuda that caught me on my ankle
Just wanna charge my car up
With my flower juice
With my flower juice
With my flower juice
With my flower juice
So many towns with
Only one gas station
I gotta give birth to a nation
So I can make the animation
Of my heart burn
My heart burn
My heart burn
My heart burn
My heart burn
And my car started, we got through (My heart burn, my heart burn)
We gotta get to Pond View
Gotta play guitar
We gotta get in my car
We gotta go now and
Holy shit look who it is!
Little red headed lady
Here we see Trappy Robinson, he's comin down (Trappy Robinson)
He's my hero
He's the reason I'm in this position
Cuz I gotta get dead head disposition
In my life
In my van
And I gotta have a good hand in this
World
Nothing matters, we gotta make it matter because
We've got so many things to lose
Sort of
Like fish
Like fish
My fish
And my dish
My tish
Like this
Like dish
My fish
My fish
My tish
Like tish
Like tish
Like tish
Like tish
Like tish
Like this
There goes Trappy Robinson
He's got so many poz-itions
That's not a word I meant to say pathogens
And he's very sick, he isn't really doing well
I constantly follow behind him
He gets up and flies away
On a giant eagle
Cuz he's the true American hero
He's who I think about while I'm going on this trip
That's a great phrase
On the Great Plains
But I can't take planes to get to the Cabbage Patch Kids convention
Of my heart
Of my heart
I'd like to make a shout out to Bart
For giving me all this food and candy so we can make our way with full energy
Full maximum capacity
So I can get to my convention
On the way, we street performed in front of his gas station for one man
In exchange for felatio
He gave us 23 dollars
So now it's 47 plus 23 from what we got from the last place
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4, 3, 2, Wisconsin!
02:48
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1, 2, 3, 4 (2, 3, 4)
Oo-woah oh oh
Ooh ooh
Ha ha, ha ha
Gotta go up the street (Gotta gotta) gotta get some feet
(Gotta) along with sour food I only eat pigs' feet (Only eat)
Look at all those gnats, they gotta be some brats
I got too many lines
Cocaine on my show-cane that's the only way to be a musician
Gotta get that ammunition of drugs up your nose
Gotta shoot them shots at them hoes (Only knows)
Got so many fries, so many lies
So many die, so many cries and so many (So many crimes)
Pies, pies on my mouth from MacDonald's, I got so many pies
(So many pies) all these gnats they gotta be some brats
And I can't even keep it going (Can't even keep it going)
Got this flow on, got this flow on (Can't even keep it going)
And I can't even show off, got this flow on (Can't even keep it going)
Flow on, got this flow on and I can't even show off
Sittin' on this bridge with all these locks I
Can't help but get chicken pocks cuz
Someone with chicken pocks touched a lock that I touched
Now I got the disease
F*ck vaccinations, don't got that shit
Now I gotta deal with the itchy red dots of death
I got so many intimate fears that
On my way to Wisconsing I gotta drink a beer
So I can get through the times that (Gotta drink a beer)
I hear this man all the time
Driving and running
Driving and running
Driving and running
Driving and running
I've got so much fun in my lungs (Driving and running)
I just keep dreaming about the Cabbage Patch Kids Convention (Driving and running)
Cabbage Patch Kids advention convention (Driving and running)
Mmmm
Have you ever thought that
Maybe somewhere in the world
There's someone just like you?
Like-like not like-not like looks like you
But like exactly like you
Like looks like you
Has the same exact like... likes and dislikes and
Is also travelling to the Cabbage Patch Kids Convention
What if at this convention I meet my long lost twin
And I can't do anything but just like
Sit there in awe and stare at them and be like
"I'm looking at a mirror right now but no I'm not
I'm looking at my twin, my twin brother
He looks exactly like me
And has the same exact feelings and also street performed on his way up here
That would be the dream
4, 3, 2 and 1
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6. |
Lost In Vacation
00:13
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7. |
0% (Iowa)
02:53
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Aaah
I can finally relax after a long night of travel
I wonder what's on the news today
What's goin' on
Why is my phone not turning on
Oh jeez, it's dead
AAAH
I can't make any calls to my loved ones or my family
What shall I do
Let's find out
Nice toeman
See 24 years ago today
I had to go outside and play
Don't go, don't know nothin'
Because my demon's released
My bible is creased
I got bullied by a miner, he called me gay
I couldn't really get there but I had some clay in my pocket
So I shoved it in his throat and
Duct taped his mouth and there he goes
He suffocated to death, suffocated to death
Suffocated to death, suffocated to death
That's what happened, that's what I feel like
I don't even have my phone it's like... fork and knife
My spleen, I need them, DLC changes predictions
Whoever's getting this message, please call my wife and family
They're all worried about me cuz they don't know where I am
They don't know that I'm going to the Cabbage Patch Kids Convention
It's kind of a little lie that I tell them
I tell my wife I'm cheating on her because I don't want her to know
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Passport Intermission
01:15
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Feelin' pretty blue but until I see you my eyes are
Filled with joy and I can't really play with my toys and
I feel like I'm bleeding from eyes but it's just conceding
For my lies, my lies
My lies, my lies (My lies)
The Boogie Man is coming
The Boogie Man is coming
The Boogie Man is coming
The Boogie Man is coming
He's gonna take it all from our face he's going to
Spray you in the face with some bear mace so he can
Take your kids, take your kids
Take your kids, aaah-ids
Take your kids, take your kids
Take your kids away from you
He's got four bloody eyes
Looks like he's got cantaloupe islands
Four eyes in his face
But in reality it's just cuz he gets off
By spraying his eyes with some pepper spray
And laying down in the dirt
Too dirty
His nice socks that he got at Walmart
His child is named Bart
His child is named Bart
And he's schmoozing your kids with his kid named Bart
And he makes them feel like they're going to fart
Cuz I got all this time
On my rhymes
All this time
On my mind cuz I am
The Boogie Man he's coming
The Boogie Man he's coming
The Boogie Man he's coming
The Boogie Man he's coming
The Boogie Man he's coming
The Boogie Man he's coming
The Boogie Man he's coming
The Boogie Man he's coming
The Boogie Man is coming
The Boogie Man is coming
The Boogie Man is coming
And he's never going away
The Boogie Man, the Boogie Man
The Boogie Man, the Boogie Man
The Boogie Man, the Boogie Man
The Boogie Man, the Boogie
The Boogie Man, the Boogie Man
He's gonna come and kill your children while they're taking their CADs
Boogie man
The Boogie, the Boogie
The Boogie, the Boogie
The Boogie Man is coming
The Boogie Man is coming
The Boogie Man is coming
Boogie maaaaan
The boogie man
The boogie
The boogie man
Got 24 days on my life cuz
I'm about to steal some rice and
The Boogie Man sees me twenty years later after he
Conden-sended my lies and took me
From my mother and father
Just because he couldn't bother
To reproduce on his own so
He relies on other guys and he
Tries and he tries and he tries and he
Just can't realize all the facts he's facing
These prison macing a-day sing
These press amazing a-day sing
These pregamacing a-day sing
These preg a may sing a-day sing
This preggamacing a-day sing
This preggamacing a-day sing
This preggamacing a-day sing
This preggamacing a-day sing
There's so many holes and lies in my life
That's why I can't even get by without beating my wife
I get joy it's like a drug
Alcoholism
Is for people who aren't really fun
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Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo
Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo
Ooo-ooo
Aa-aa-aah
Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo (Aa-aah)
When I was younger
I had Air Hogs R.C. helicopter (Helicopter)
Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo
And I flew that shit right into a tree and the wings broke
The wings broke off
Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo (Broke off my plane)
Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo (Might've been a paper air plane but in my heart)
It was an A.C. Helicopter
Called them up later (Air conditioner)
Told them, yo that shit broke (Broke right off)
I said send me another one, please, por favor
I need another air c helicop-tor
I'm
Lonely I need a friend
Where are you Jesus?
Where are-where are you?
Where are you? (Jesus I can't find you)
I've been looking everywhere but my Walmart dresser section
Jesus
Where are you?
Ah
Anyway
Later on
They sent me another one
For free bitch
They didn't make me pay for that
Even though
They told me I might have to
But they sent me that shit
For free (Free)
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My name
Is Ted Nugent
And I'm coming
For your fugent
If your wondering what a fugent is it's (Wonderin')
Kinda like a guy that (A guy)
Looks a little bit strange (Strange)
With freckles on his face (Face)
He will come and eat your children (Children)
For breakfast, for breakfast (Breakfast)
Not lunch or dinner
Because children are breakfast food (He'll eat them for breakfast)
We all know that (Breakfast, breakfast)
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day (Here at Crochdeck's)
Children are the only thing (Breakfast)
That we eat (Children are the enemy)
They taste like
Old Mexican feet (Eat your children for breakfast)
Kinda spicy, kinda nice (Eat your children for breakfast)
But good at the same time, same time (Breakfast, breakfast)
Cuz I'm coming to eat your children (Breakfast, breakfast)
Children, chi-hildren
And eat them with my anus (Ooo fist me daddy ooo)
Breakfast anus kids (Breakfast, breakfast)
Comin' out the butt instead of the puss (Breakfast, breakfast)
Anus kids, anus kids (Ooo fist me daddy, fist me daddy ooo)
Anus kids, anus kids (Breakfast, breakfast)
Coming out of my rectum
Anus kids, anus kids (Breakfast, breakfast)
Anus kids, anus kids
Eat them up for
Breakfast, take it in the butt (Fist me, fist me daddy ooo)
Take it, take it
In the butt (Take my children)
Anus kids
Take it away (Take it in the butt)
That was a nice banjo solo
From Kenny Rogers
One of the children that got eaten for breakfast (Yeah)
Kenny Rogers
Is one of em'
Kenny Rogers eats
Children for breakfast
Breakfast kids yeah
But when it's time for lunch
Honey, this ain't no brunch
Cuz he's gonna munch
Kind of hungry
I think his name is Gary
Not breakfast but lunch
Gonna eat your hunch
Back
Sometimes when you think you're alone
Now all the children have been eaten
And that's Barry Manilow everybody
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Dadada-dadada-da-da
Da, yeah, oh
Got so much Cheerios in my vomit
Too much closets and I got too much comments
Comin' out of my eyes when I see
Thinkin' bout all the times that you tried to make it seem like
I was in the wrong, that I couldn't sing a song
That I couldn't see past the fog but that
Doesn't stop me from singin' your songs and
Takin' it back, takin' it back (Takin' it back)
Beautiful musicians wasting their time
But all I really do is sit here and rhyme (Takin' it back)
I got so many things goin' past my mind
That I can't even realize that I don't have the wind chimes (Takin' it back)
Ting ting in the background, ching chong
In my ding dong in my fling ring jing jong
You got a night you gotta fake it quick
But you don't release that song so it doesn't count in the story
There's so many things I have to say
So many times that I wish I could say
No and not go
And stay home
But it took forty minutes travel agency
Got the Ubers, got those Teletubbies
Gotta make it so good that it's really fake
But in the third time it comes by
I'm gettin' no slice of cake
Open the doors, play your own music but (Open the door)
That doesn't mean that I will abuse it (Open the door)
I got so many times, so many times (Open the door)
So many crimes, so many chimes
So many dimes
Dimes a penny
Dimes
A penny
Dimes
A penny
Dimes
A penny
Dimes
A penny
Dimes (Dimes, a penny)
A penny
Dimes, a penny, and a bottle of Henny
Oh
So many coffee shops
Got so many coffee shops
But none of them are for me
None of them are for me
I go in expecting it to be free
But it's even not got this musical theater voice
But it's tied in a not from all the cigarettes and pill-crets
Pill-crets, pill crates and the inflation
Of this nation
Is out of hand
But that really means that we should start a band and
Make some music that only I wrote
But doesn't that mean that you really have to go choke
Listen, you will be held under cuz
I'm the overlord of all this thunder
I got so much time, so much rhymes
So many crimes
So many dimes a penny
None of it's for you
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I've got so many stories
That I must tell but I fell hard and broke
My hip on your heart
It was kind of true
But deep in love I fell for you (fell for you)
My hip slammed on your vital organs
Your vital organs
They were bruised and beaten down
Good thing I'm o-potamus
Not much can contest
But I must confess that
Ever since I hurt myself on you
I have a new feeling for
People that rhyme with the letter 'U'
Your name is Veronika
You got a little on my Chanukah (Veronika)
But I can't even complain
Cause you light up my world like-a my lamp lights up my room
When I am sad and in a gloom (my lava lamp lights up my room)
Of depression, I must make a confession but (my lava lamp lights up my room)
Ever since my hi[ broke on your heart
I feel 27,000 times better about life
Because you did that to me, cuz you did that
To me
And
Here we go now, here we go now and
Broke my hip on your heart
I can't even explain my feelings for you
I am no longer feeling blue, more like a hot pink (lava lamp lights up my room)
I throw up in the sink at the thought of you ever leaving me
Even if you knew me (broke my hip on your heart I)
I knew that I could see
Into the past, into the past (on your heart)
Into the past lives that-at had
Into the past, in the past (lava lamp lights up my room)
In the past lives that you had
In the past, in the past lifes
You've had (lives you had)
The past lifes you had (lives you had)
My lava lamp
There's only so many times
That I know you
There's only so many times
That I know you (I know you)
There's only so many times (that I know you)
That I know you
There's only so many times
Like three or four or five and
There's so many times
So many times
So many times
Broke my hip on your heart
Veronika
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COMR Hartford, Connecticut
we are an experimental art collective, created by a group of friends who figured out how to travel between dimensions. this is the music that comes from those experiences.
thank you for listening.
- c o m r
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