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l o v e & l i e s (fifty​/​fifty ch. 4)

by COMR

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brushing the wings with your soft crested hair 00:50
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t h e s p e e d e r s ( m o n t a n a ) 05:28
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I drove my car for a day, isn’t much to say it costs two hundred dollars to get its knee replaced slow down with your fast drivers in the passenger there’s not much I know, but if you speed you’re an asshole so get in my bed, in my shed, in my shed so get in my bed, my bed, in my shed get in my bed, in my bed, in my shed get in my bed, in my bed, in my shed the walls speak to you your baskets of carrots can’t suppliment me enough I’m dying of early onset Parkinson’s disease day by day, my bones cripple more I can no longer go to the shore I say everyday my bones suffer more and now I’m weak as you, you whore fuck the speeders, fuck the speeders fuck the speeders, fuck the speeders fuck the speeders, fuck the speeders filthy, good for nothing, speeders they go to the cleaners to wash away their lies and deception speeders are the kind of people that miss their mother’s funeral for work they’ve got nothing better to do but spend time at church they’ve got to get there fast so I slightly understand but in the end they kill so many babies it gets put into a can their emotions and the baby put it right into a can gargle them up and blend them up in together for ham nyaah !
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a l a s k a p t . I : a u r o r a b o r e a l i s 04:05
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Aurora Borealis Aurora Borealis You're drinkin' from the chalice Gonna find it in the palace Hey I got my wife Aurora She's a little bit of a chore, but I love her and She lives in a palace I'm gonna make my way there and Drink from her chalice but Oh no, when I get there she is gone Looking in the distance I can see a light fawn An abaration, summoned by a witch and That fuckin' bitch took my wife Who what the shit? I couldn't really think about it All I could think hear was the banshee's scream from my palace I couldn't really think about it All I could think was bout was the banshees screaming from my palace Haa-aa-aa-aa (Aurora borealis, Aurora Borealis) Haa-aa-aa-aa (Aurora Borealis, Aurora Borealis) Haa-aa-aa-aa (Aurora Borealis, you're gonna drink it from the chalice) Haa-aa-aa-aa (Aurora Borealis, Aurora borealis) Haa-aa-aa-aa (Aurora Borealis, you gotta meet it at the chalice) Here comes my cat Shaped like a bat He's knows where to find my wife Together we prance through the jungle Gotta beat the Bungles and let lose the Tungles The Tungles are wild beasts that hunt the witches If the witches die so do the abarations We got so much time to spare But listen to these banshees roar from their lair Haa-aa-aa-aa (Aurora borealis, Aurora Borealis) Haa-aa-aa-aa (Aurora Borealis, you're gonna drink it from the chalice) Haa-aa-aa-aa (Aurora Borealis, Aurora borealis) Haa-aa-aa-aa (Aurora Borealis, you gotta find it in the palace) I find them The Toggle-Wags ran into the Boggle-Wags And they fought away the demons of the day (Aurora Borealis) And my cat that was shaped like a bat Tried to escape the situation with his motivation (Aurora Borealis) There is my wife, she's running away from me And I realize that she was dead and resurrected, these (Aurora Borealis) Fucking witches killed my wife So I took out my knife (Aurora Borealis) And stabbed every last witch to ever exist Aurora Borealis (Aurora Borealis)
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m a n n ' s p e s t o 05:12
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Here in Pestoland I own a pesto shop It's called 'Mann's Pesto' Mann's Pesto, my name is Mann Mann, because my mom birthed me into A can I was about 3 feet tall but then I grew up To be 4,000 inches Which is really like 2 feet but it's okay Ding, ding, ding Oh, hello customers to my pesto shop Welcome (hello, hello) I have all assortments of pesto Only pesto, I got, I got cheese pesto I got some (where can I find the biggest pesto?) The biggest pesto? The largest Well I got Jimbo's Big Pesto My friend Jimbo brings it specifically to my pesto shop (yeah) It's about, it's about as big as me (yeah, alright) Which is not that big, but it's okay It's got cheese inside of the pesto (it's in the pesto?) Inside the noodles Pasta, pasta, it's inside the pasta noodles It's-all the pesto's in there All the cheese 7 Gazillion There's 7 gazillion chives Individually And they ran all the way home (it has a very chivey flavour) Are you ready to try the chive challenge? Big Jimbo's Chive Challenge It's like Man VS. Food up in this bitch But with chives (but with chives exactly) And 40 years before it was a show (and pesto) It's 1937 (a lotta pesto) Oh there'll be so much pesto This guy knows what I'm talkin about This guy knows what I'm talkin about Hey (shut up dog) You can't sell that much pesto, that's illegal (that's my dog, he talks, don't worry) Oh who made you fuckin pesto police? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Shut up dog, be nice to my dog But he's the pesto police Pesto Bureau of Investigations over here (you fuckin mut) You can't sell that much pesto Just because he's a German Shepherd doesn't mean he's a police, you racist fuck I'll force feed you fuckin tires Hey, I'm the only one that eats tires around here Now are you guys gonna do my pesto challenge or no? I'll do it Alright, wait Lemme get it Wait a sec, lemme get this pesto It's behind a few boxes It's premade, it's a little dusty I just gotta wipe it off Fucking cockroaches Alright, here it is Ooo It doesn't make a sound (pesto) Here's my pesto, okay (are you telling me it's silent pesto?) There's soundless pesto? I kill my pesto before I cook it I have never eaten a pesto in my life that hasn't made a sound It always sounds like You've got 3 seconds to eat the whole thing (okay, alright) Failed, you failed You don't get a t-shirt, you gotta pay for it Shut up Sarah Jessica Lohan, I don't care about your I knew your name because of your nametag from work At Barnes and Noble You work at a MacDonald's inside a bar (no I don't) Inside a mall (no I don't) Inside a (no I don't) Penny's (waaa) You work at a MacDonald's inside a mall inside a Penny's I never got to try the pesto challenge That's a good idea, lemme get you another one (okay, yeah, let's do that) Wait, gimme a second I just-just There was already more on the table just He already took a bite, he already took a bite I-listen, you don't have to Oh hey pesto, what's up No, that's not the right pesto That's Jimbo's Firey Hot Pesto (aaah Jimbo's Firey Hot Pesto) Oh my God (yaaa) The pesto's speaking (ya, ya) You're a pesto scientist I know It's my greatest invention yet (ayaya spicy) Jimbo's Big Spicy (you made silent pesto, you made pesto that) Oh God, are you okay? (spicy) Are you burnin? (spicy pesto) Why, why are they screaming? If you open up your jaw, it'll jump right in It'll be like your ex-wife on a Tuesday (no I don't want it) Close and experience the burn It'll give you a trip (aaah) It'll be like mixing DMT with LSD And then shitting yourself on your girlfriend's floor (make it stop) Make it stop please (you gotta really emphasize the shit on your girlfriend's floor) Why are you grabbing my chin flab? (yaaa, yaka gorgar) You're pinching my chin
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placing my hands upon your beautiful face and saying goodbye 01:08
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placing my hands upon your beautiful face and saying goodbye
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a f r i c a b y t o t o ( e a s l e y , s c ) 04:37
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m u h s k e e t o ( f l o r i d a ) 08:16
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(im)posture 00:38
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a r k a n s a s s 04:03
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Mmm, yeah Oh yeah, oh yeah (what, what) Oh yeah, oh yeah Oh yeah, oh yeah My name is Deborah, I'm from Arkan-sass And I have a lot of sass when I snort this grass And then go into your school system and Tell you that you're not doing your jobs It's all a lie, just like these pies That I make and sit in my window sill So then maybe a man or two will come and try to steal it Lick it up and try to peel it like a banana but Just because it's a banana pie doesn't mean that you can peel it I can see you coming to Steal it I have So much sass (he do, he do) I have so much sass Have So much sass I have So much sass When I get it trouble, when I get in trouble With with the police for public intoxication (when I get in trouble) From keyboard cleaner I am getting duster out of my brain And then I have a mental breakdown and faint The cops don't know what to do with me Cuz I keep punching and screaming and the tasers don't phase me I sit here and scream In my puddles of urine That I leave out on the front lawn To mark my territory I make a solid line with my acidic urine All around my land until my land is deemed to be mine I can't do all this and cause all these crimes I need an intervention, holy stention And Holy Ressurection My brain is fried I can't see all these guys And what on Earth has happened to all my pies Hmmm I just wanna know You know, it's always Hey Deborah, how-how-how are you doing? It's never Hey Deborah How am I doing? No one ever asks me How their doing, I just-I just My life goal is just to help people out, you know? You know I have my problems, you have yours But in the end, we should all get together and-and Solve our problems together For a-for a-for a better day, for a better time We're gonna keep trying and trying and trying until the world is just One place for, for-for common enemies to lie their grounds and And plant their seed and grow their crops You know, country girls have to make do But no one have-has ever said that country guys Also have to make do And that's how live in Arkan-sass
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d i s p e n s a r y ( c o l o r a d o ) 03:25
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Yuh Okay Uh-uh-uh My name is Gordon Ramsey (Gordon) Call me a pansy and I'll eat your handy (Ramsey) I'll give you a handy and I'll put you in the (I'll give you) Places that you don't wanna be called my (handy, put you, put you) Basement (nah, yeah) My basement full of (my basement, my basement) Shopping equipment Got a grocery store in my basement (basement) Full of all my recipes and cooking necessities Bitch on these cornflakes do a dab (yeah, Colorado) Bitch on these cornflakes do a dab (Colorado) Bitch on these cornflakes do a dab (Colo-rado) Bitch on these cornflakes do a blab Got these, got these Got these, got these (got these, got these) Got these, got these Got these, got these (got these, got these) Got these, got these Got these, got these (not legalized) Got these, got these Got these, got these (not legalized) I am the Master Chef: Gordon Ramsey And I'm here to take all the edibles away (I am the master chef) And put them all in my food (put em all in) And make everyone get way to hi-i-i-igh Until the point that they die Filled with this maijuana in this food (until the point that they die) These bitches get meth amphetamine (aye, aye) Inside of my Gordon Ramsey chicken-sauce-steak-sandwich (aye, aye) Got too many cocaine addicts in Colorado for me to survive (got too many) I get em, I gotta kill em with my knife (Colorado, Colorado) And I don't even have my wife anymore She left me cuz of how mean I was to her Whenever she tried to cook I beat her I don't let my wife cook anyway When I get home I sing and say I'm gonna make the dinner And you're not gonna do anything with it Because if you try to touch my dinner I will take your dinner and I will Put it on the back porch for The wolves to eat Cuz it's not that good Your-your meat is soggy And your bread is dry Dry meat (cuz I'm) Gordon, Gordon, Gordon, Gordon Ramsey (yuh, yuh) Ooo Ooo Yeah come in on down to my work shop they're Still tied up in my basement My wife doesn't cook Now back to you, now back to you I'm gonna ki-i-i-i-ill you And use your meat For my sheets Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Meat sheets on my dipshits On my little flipshits on my flip dips On my little ship dips on my kit nips Got a little pip-pip on my dip-dip, dippy dop (dip, dip) Dip dop, dip-dippy dop (dip dop, dip dip dop Dip, dippy dop, dip-dip-dip dop (Colorado) From the state of Colorado comin' at you now (Colorado)
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is it worth it ? 00:46
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r o z w e l l , n e w m e x i c o 06:19
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Come on down to New Mexico (To New Mexico) We have lots of cartels here And we don't have That bitch ass place called Fresno Don't expect To be here unless you're gone before (We don't have to do crystal meth) He will make you sure (According to a tv show) Of it (That came out in 1964) Don't believe everything that you read (We don't have any men that made chicken) We are allergic (You'll be here till you're gone) To chicken Allergic to chicken guy Allergic to chicken guy Allergic to chicken guy Allergic to chicken guy Don't believe everything that you read (Don't let them tell you what you mean) Don't let them believe your fear, tell them (They can't even sing to bed) Their children They can't sing their children to bed They can't even sing their children to bed at night When they're screaming and crying Don't sing your children to sleep The song's melodies Sing nothing but Truths Awaken your babies When you're putting them to sleep Tell them fluoride Is weak It's not good for your teeth (It's not good) It's bad for your heart (Bad for your heart) Tell your children (You can't breathe) That the government has come to get them (Until you start) You're alive, you're alive and again We're close enough to Nevada (You're alive inside this pen) To eat an enchilada (Enchilada time) While we put our children to bed (Guilty pray) And sing them their songs (To god) They will not hear and they'll die (They will scream) When they're thirteen (Thirteen) From the mountains (Floating like the proteins in your eye) From the mountains (Aye yay yay) Ai yaiyaiyaiyai Ai yaiyaiyaiyai Ai yaiyaiyaiyai Ai yai-yai Ai yaiyaiyai Ai yaiyaiyai Ai yai yai yai Ai yai yai yai yai Ai yaiyaiyai
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a r e a 5 2 ( n e v a d a ) 04:32
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Uh 13 million light-years away (thirteen) 13 million light-years away (thirteen) Travel the stars, not in cars (travel the stars) We're gonna go through many great portals (Don't know where they're goin with the probe before they know it) They come with Grey heads and their triangle faces And their big bulgy eyes (their big eyes) Light up the night like a fire cracker And then exhume the factors of the fire crasher But it's still alive, they landed Why are they here? Why do they play with our buttholes? Why are they here? Why do they sit and scream from the shallow water? 24 seconds (twenty four) They got to land 24 seconds it takes to land 24 seconds it takes to land But that second number 10 may get shot down (they get shot down) Into a battle, I will fight the battle By the Doberman God will smite you In Nevada Gotta fight In Nevada (a UFO) Come on down we got these pounds We got these pounds and, and, and, and we got them Down to the Earth to dissect them And figure out how, how, how They use our buttholes To look into the science in our universe Our butt-butt-buttholes Into DMT and make us see alternate realities Third dimension, fourth, fourth, fourth dimensional beings They listen to us They listen to us They listen to us, yeah They listen to us at night (they listen) They listen to our screams of pain as we (they lie) Slumber to sleep (in UFOs at night) I slumber to sleep We slumber to sleep (you can expect me not to die) Searching about our parents singing a song Our parents The parent song The parent song Yes Sing to me, my son Sing to me And react To the past On YouTube channels react I'm gonna go back up to it Go on YouTube, my son Your useless skinny inny Got some shirts and online The money works every time And you had a little accident with some lean I never had to pee without a huge d But just try to look at how I'm doing pressing all of My Computers Even though that doesn't matter Mine is bigger, actually that's a lie I have a very small penis I give up at the thought of you The universe is mine This UFO you'll find (and I'm 27 years old now) My suicide note (my virginity is gone now) That I'm gone (the journey is over from) New Jersey, bringing it back I'm the same guy, with a different (track) Alias Alias Aliens I am The e-overlord of the aliens I
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i wont tell you that i love you but i will tell you to stay 00:32
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i wont tell you that i love you but i will tell you to stay
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c o w f a r m e r ( a l a b a m a ) 02:59
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Ooo I'm a farmer from Alabama and I'm singing my song Little bit did you know I see that you have a problem I can fix your problems all day With my crops and cows Somebody tell me what I have To give to you I'm a farmer from Alabama, this is what I do I help the farm and the sheep from killing you I am a cow I am a cowfarmer I am a cow I am a cowfarmer I am a cow, I am a cow I am a cow, I am a cow (I am a cowfarmer) I am a cowfarmer I am a cow, I am a cowfarmer (I am a cowfarmer) I am a cow (I am a cowfarmer now) I am a cowfarmer now I am a cowfarmer, I am a cowfarmer I am a cowfarmer, and I'm comin' for you And your cows I am a cowfarmer, I am a cowfarmer I am a cowfarmer, I am a cowfarmer I am a cowfarmer and I'm comin' for you One, two, three, four cows coming through the door They can't stop uttering all over this place (I am a cowfarmer( They getting their milk and stuff all over my shed (I am a cowfarmer) These bitches are revolting (I am a cowfarmer) They're coming and their bolting (I am a cowfarmer now) I can't stop them, they're coming for me Here comes the stampede (I am a cowfarmer) Here comes the stampede for my heart (I am a cowfarmer) Here comes the stampede (I am a cowfarmer now) Trampling over me Here comes the stampede Here comes the stampede Here comes the stampede And they're coming, travelling for me Yeah (Cows, we love you)
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u t a h p i a ( d o g i s d e a d ) 07:16
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they're back once again from their longest break between albums since VII. after rebranding once more, your favourite ct green rockers are coming back more colourful, more experimental and more skillful than before. six out of the sixteen songs were selected for a very special release. with six songs and six states down, the singles e.p., "radio killed the video star," was born. the crew worked very hard on this one and it shows. we hope you like it. we certainly do,
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released November 17, 2018

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we are an experimental art collective, created by a group of friends who figured out how to travel between dimensions. this is the music that comes from those experiences.
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- c o m r

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