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d i s p e n s a r y ( c o l o r a d o )

by COMR

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lyrics

Yuh
Okay
Uh-uh-uh

My name is Gordon Ramsey (Gordon)
Call me a pansy and I'll eat your handy (Ramsey)
I'll give you a handy and I'll put you in the (I'll give you)
Places that you don't wanna be called my (handy, put you, put you)
Basement (nah, yeah)
My basement full of (my basement, my basement)
Shopping equipment
Got a grocery store in my basement (basement)
Full of all my recipes and cooking necessities

Bitch on these cornflakes do a dab (yeah, Colorado)
Bitch on these cornflakes do a dab (Colorado)
Bitch on these cornflakes do a dab (Colo-rado)
Bitch on these cornflakes do a blab

Got these, got these
Got these, got these (got these, got these)
Got these, got these
Got these, got these (got these, got these)
Got these, got these
Got these, got these (not legalized)
Got these, got these
Got these, got these (not legalized)

I am the Master Chef: Gordon Ramsey
And I'm here to take all the edibles away (I am the master chef)
And put them all in my food (put em all in)
And make everyone get way to hi-i-i-igh
Until the point that they die
Filled with this maijuana in this food (until the point that they die)
These bitches get meth amphetamine (aye, aye)
Inside of my Gordon Ramsey chicken-sauce-steak-sandwich (aye, aye)
Got too many cocaine addicts in Colorado for me to survive (got too many)
I get em, I gotta kill em with my knife (Colorado, Colorado)
And I don't even have my wife anymore
She left me cuz of how mean I was to her
Whenever she tried to cook I beat her

I don't let my wife cook anyway
When I get home I sing and say
I'm gonna make the dinner
And you're not gonna do anything with it
Because if you try to touch my dinner
I will take your dinner and I will
Put it on the back porch for
The wolves to eat
Cuz it's not that good
Your-your meat is soggy
And your bread is dry

Dry meat (cuz I'm)
Gordon, Gordon, Gordon, Gordon Ramsey (yuh, yuh)

Ooo
Ooo
Yeah come in on down to my work shop they're
Still tied up in my basement
My wife doesn't cook
Now back to you, now back to you
I'm gonna ki-i-i-i-ill you
And use your meat
For my sheets
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Meat sheets on my dipshits
On my little flipshits on my flip dips
On my little ship dips on my kit nips
Got a little pip-pip on my dip-dip, dippy dop (dip, dip)
Dip dop, dip-dippy dop (dip dop, dip dip dop
Dip, dippy dop, dip-dip-dip dop (Colorado)
From the state of Colorado comin' at you now (Colorado)

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released October 24, 2018
crochdeck, D.J. Andchris

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- c o m r

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