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Dear Jasper Johnson - EP

by COMR

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Bear Mace 02:48
Maybe Jasper Johnson Will let us see Jasper Johnson (the home of the free and the brave) With no limbs My Jasper Johnson (It's the home of the free and the brave) Crawl into my house I have a five course meal that I'd like to share with you I've been practicing very dearly Very much lately I'm cooking until I become Very faintly able to remember your face (Jasper Johnson) Cuz the last time I met you you Sprayed me with bear mace and it hurt a lot (Sprayed me with that bear mace) I can't really (And I) Feel my face anymore, you know that (got pink eye) Doesn't really work for large hairy guys It's meant for Large hairy dogs that you find in the woods I have Twenty four deals To deal with you And the first one's about being sprayed with bear mace
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Jasper Johnson Jasper Johnson Jasper Johnson Now listen here I'm not that bad of a guy On the outside at least I'm pretty good looking On the inside I've killed 13 people at war I'm not proud of it Butchya know it's whatcha gotta do When you're on the battlefield Fightin' away (Fighting away) The enemies, they're not here to play They're here to kill you Someone is here to spill your guts But you have to spill his first or else you'll lose all your trust With your fellow allies and you'll lose their supplies They have a lot of demands to meet and you're not one of them If you come and die in this war (Jasper Johnson) That we're here to fight To save our friends and family back home (Jasper Johnson) So they can Sleep through the night So they can sleep through the night (So they can sleep) And not have to deal with the fright of a night terror
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They have sleep paralysis I don't really know how to rhyme that with dialysis But I'm doin' it anyway I'm not here to promote war (They say that) I'm fully against it Butchya gotta know what's next You'll see yourself with the peak It's buried in the ground Until it's just your round skull Because the rest of your body decayed And like I'm here I'm bringing it back the enemy's not here to play Bring that in your real life so You can be good to your wife and everyone else around you To everyone else around you I have a lot of time but really all this time goes to Devoting my life to Winnie the Pooh He's a cute little bear and he wants the best for you Nothing but the best for you I want the best for you Please Give me the best of you I Want every second Of you Please Come on Please Come on Please Come on Please I Have fourteen minutes To repeat myself I really think That he's gone and he's gone and he's gone and he's (That he's gone) Gone and he's gone and he's gone and he's gone and he's (My friend is gone) Gone and he's gone and he's gone and he's gone and he's (And he's gone and he's gone and he's gone) Gone and he's gone and he's gone and he's gone and (My friend is gone) He's gone and he's gone and he's gone and he's gone and he's (My friend has gone) Gone and he's gone and he's gone and he's gone and he's(Due to the war) Gone and he's gone and he's gone and he's gone and he's (But they get the pour to fight) Gone and he's gone and he's gone and he's gone and he's (Nothing that they have a say in) Yo Jasper Johnson is coming for your jobs he's (It's all a scam) Gonna rip it off like it's nothin' (It's all a scam) Didn't even mind, you're never gonna find him (It's all a scam) He had real hard bear hair (So they can make their profit it's) All a scam It's all a scam It's all a scam It's all a scam so They can make a profit I am your prophet (Jasper Johnson) I am a fate reseeder My garden has a bleeder which Is a tick that lives on the leaf (That he left behind) He bleed your leg if you walk too close (He left it on the ditch) Might give you moose disease (He left it on the battlefield) That deer tick's comin' and (He left it on the shelf) Givin' you lemon illness (He let it down) He's got to pill Every bit of you off I meant to say peal off your skin He's gonna peal off your skin (Like a banana but your skin) This major maniac is gonna (Jasper) Take off your skin (Johnson) He's gonna take off your skin (Jasper Johnson's) He's gonna take off your skin (Gonna take off your skin) He's gonna take off your skin (Jasper Johnson) He's gonna take off your skin He's gonna (Jasper Johnson) Take off your skin (I-i-in) Take off your skin Take off your skin
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Maybe Jasper Johnson Will let us see Jasper Johnson (The home of the free and the brave) With no limbs My Jasper Johnson (My home, it's the home of the free and the brave) Crawl into my house I have a five course meal that I'd like to share with you I've been practicing very dearly Very much lately I'm cooking until I become Very faintly able to remember your face (Jasper Johnson) Cuz the last time I met you you Sprayed me with bear mace and it hurt a lot (Sprayed me with that bear mace) I can't really (And I) Feel my face anymore, you know that (Got pink eye) Doesn't really work for large hairy guys It's meant for Large hairy dogs that you find in the woods I have Twenty four deals To deal with you And the first one's about being sprayed with bear mace Jasper Johnson Jasper Johnson Jasper Johnson Now listen here I'm not that bad of a guy On the outside at least I'm pretty good looking On the inside I've killed 13 people at war I'm not proud of it But you know it's whatcha gotta do When you're on the battlefield Fightin' away (Fighting away) The enemies, they're not here to play They're here to kill you Someone is here to spill your guts But you have to spill his first or else you'll lose all your trust With your fellow allies and you'll lose their supplies They have a lot of demands to meet and you're not one of them If you come and die in this war (Jasper Johnson) That we're here to fight To save our friends and family back home (Jasper Johnson) So they can Sleep through the night So they can sleep through the night (So they can sleep) And not have to deal with the fright Of a night terror They have sleep paralysis I don't really know how to rhyme that with dialysis But I'm doin' it anyway I'm not here to promote war (They say that) I'm fully against it Butchya gotta know what's next You'll see yourself with the peak It's buried in the ground Until it's just your round skull Because the rest of your body decayed And like I'm here I'm bringing it back the enemy's not here to play Bring that in your real life so You can be good to your wife and everyone else around you To everyone else around you I have a lot of time but really all this time goes to Devoting my life to Winnie the Pooh He's a cute little bear and he wants the best for you Nothing but the best for you I want the best for you Please Give me the best of you I Want every second Of you Please Come on Please Come on Please Come on Please I Have fourteen minutes To repeat myself I really think That he's gone and he's gone and he's gone and he's (That he's gone) Gone and he's gone and he's gone and he's gone and he's (My friend is gone) Gone and he's gone and he's gone and he's gone and he's (And he's gone and he's gone and he's gone) Gone and he's gone and he's gone and he's gone and (My friend is gone) He's gone and he's gone and he's gone and he's gone and he's (My friend has gone) Gone and he's gone and he's gone and he's gone and he's(Due to the war) Gone and he's gone and he's gone and he's gone and he's (But they get the pour to fight) Gone and he's gone and he's gone and he's gone and he's (Nothing that they have a say in) Yo Jasper Johnson is coming for your jobs he's (It's all a scam) Gonna rip it off like it's nothin' (It's all a scam) Didn't even mind, you're never gonna find him (It's all a scam) He had real hard bear hair (So they can make their profit it's) All a scam It's all a scam It's all a scam It's all a scam so They can make a profit I am your prophet (Jasper Johnson) I am a fate reseeder My garden has a bleeder which Is a tick that lives on the leaf (That he left behind) He bleed your leg if you walk too close (He left it on the ditch) Might give you moose disease (He left it on the battlefield) That deer tick's comin' and (He left it on the shelf) Givin' you lemon illness (He let it down) He's got to pill Every bit of you off I meant to say peal off your skin He's gonna peal off your skin (Like a banana but your skin) This major maniac is gonna (Jasper) Take off your skin (Johnson) He's gonna take off your skin (Jasper Johnson's) He's gonna take off your skin (Gonna take off your skin) He's gonna take off your skin (Jasper Johnson) He's gonna take off your skin He's gonna (Jasper Johnson) Take off your skin (I-i-in) Take off your skin Take off your skin

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released July 4, 2019

After Fifty/Fifty, the crew was ready for a change. The first change being, "The Well Being." A short concept EP introducing several characters that would later play a crucial role in, "From A Castle In The Clouds," an album which completely changed the way COMR thought about their music.
On this EP, the crew decided to take a different approach, similar to the last leg of, "Self Titled," recording one long composition (in one take) and splitting it into several songs. This is also the final installment of the Leaderz of the Free World(War) trilogy, the oppressive leaders being Clive the Knee-Master, Eddie the Elbow-Master, Prince Martin and Jasper Johnson.
These men tried to end freedom as we know it and here we finally see how COMR, Jeffrey Tomlinson, Greg and the Wizard Thalazoo defeated the evil doers.
thank you for listening.
-COMR

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we are an experimental art collective, created by a group of friends who figured out how to travel between dimensions. this is the music that comes from those experiences.
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- c o m r

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