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He came
From a castle in the clouds
And he came from a
Castle
In the clouds
The castle
In the clouds
He came from
A castle in the clouds
He came from
A castle in the clouds
And they killed him
With poison
But they thought not
Because he's immune to poison
Poison
Poison
Poison
They thought not because he's allergic to poison
Not poison antidote
Which he had in quantity 'cause he bought it from Costco !
He came from a castle
A castle in the clouds
He's coming down
From his den riding his
(Horse)
Flying fluffy
(Horse)
Elephants
He's coming down
(Horse elephants)
He's coming down from his castle
(The horse elephants)
In the clouds
(The horse elephants)
(Those big fucking horse elephants)
He's coming
(Horse)
From his castle
(Elephants)
In the clouds
(Horse elephants in the clouds now)
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Cough, cough
It's him
Prince Martin
He's coming from
(It's him)
His castle
In the clouds
He's coming from
(Prince Martin)
His Castle in the clouds
He's fighting
On a steed (On a steed)
In front of the elephant horse Steve
He's riding through fields, through the grass
He's coming to
Slap the ass
Of the Queen
(Of the queen) Going through
(Of the queen) All the dreams and beans
Killing every last ginger named Sheen
There's none
Anymore
(Prince) Prince Martin's coming ashore
He's gonna make your brother a whore
He's gonna
Shop lift
He's gonna jump off a cliff
But that doesn't matter
(Prince Martin)He's the prince of the clouds
He's gonna come around
(Prince Martin)He's gonna sing you a song
He's gonna turn you into a
Dong
Slobin Dingaling Dong
Little
Shlobbagob
(In this world)
Little Shlobble Knot
Little Flippy Dippy dop dop
(That means sandwich)
Little squirrel
Little squirrel
Little squirrel running 'round the world
(Darling sandwich)
He's doesn't know what's coming
(He eats dongs and he is a dong)
Prince Martin
(Prince Martin is a dong)
And me
(He's a sandwich)
Prince Martin
And me (Prince Martin)
Riding through the ocean and the sea (the sea)
Prince Martin
Is here
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3. |
Confrontation
00:22
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Ah, there's a man hiding
Hm... Sir Sizzle-Fishman
What bringeth you here to speak to us... eth
Sir Crochdeck, Sir Andchris
Yes
Prince Martin would like to speak with you
Goddamn it... No
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Alright
Started a little early but we're gonna do it right off the bat
Is everyone ready
Yes
1, 2, 3, I'm gonna put it on my knee (My knee)
This little smelly pooplet
Of a guy
His name is Clive
Now don't get pressed by
Clive the Knee-Master his
Life's a disaster and he's
Going through disastrous
Divorce with his wife that's also a horse (She's a horse)
Cuz on his dimension level it's legal to
Marry a horse (She's a horse)
Now that comes with some birth defects like
Kids with long limbs and appendages
They have special bandages
For when they fall down the stairs
Under the constant threat
Of being eating by bears
Under the constant threat of
Growing too many hairs
And suffocating on the molecules
That
Fill up their little lungs that they have
There goes one now
Coughing away
It is the day of his death
And getting fessed by
Clive the Knee-Master
And he's coming
For these herds of cattle
That wanna go to battle
It's a war
So Clive the Knee-Master gets all the cows
He might be thinking why the fuck is there a cow field
On a pumpkin patch when he's trying to save a guy that's
Stuck in a well
He rings the bell
The bell
He rings the bell
He rings the bell
The bell (The bell)
He rings the bell (The bell)
And from the disastrous hell (The bell)
Comes to catch us
Clive comes bursting through (Elbow Eddie)
His hair is gone it's true (Elbow Eddie)
The alopecia set in finally (Elbow Eddie)
It's hereditarily... (Elbow Eddie) Converted
Elbow room
He rings his bell and there goes down the bell
To hell
Hair goes down to hell
Clive the Knee-Master (Clive)
Help me get out of this well
Clive the Knee-Master (Clive's fallen)
Please get me out of this well
I've been stuck here for days
Send me a present from the well
To Eddie's hell
I got you
To ring the bell
It's the cracking from my knees
Thank god, I really had to pee
And I didn't want to sit
In a well of my own urine
It'd probably be gross and smell like gin
I didn't want that really bad
I'll help you fight the god of hell
When I get out of this port-o-potty
In exactly 32 seconds
32
31
30, 29, 28, 27, 26
(Twenty Seven)
25, 24
(Twenty Four)
23, 22, 21
(Twenty) 20
19 (Nineteen, Eighteen, Seventeen)
18, 17, 16, 15
14, 13 (Thirteen)
(Twelve is next)
12
11, 10, 9 (Ten... Nine, Eight)
8, 7, 6 (Seven, six)
(Five)
5
4, 3, 2 And 1 (And three, two, one)
Here we go now
We're coming back from the bathroom break
Had a pretty good pee
But over in the distance I can see
An angel of dragon lord clouds
It's a cow
With dragon wings
Protruding out the sides where its kidneys should be
Kidneys should be (Kidneys should be he got)
He got stolen by a guy that said he was open (Got stolen buy a guy)
To buy a desk on Craigslist (I gave him an extra kidney)
He got the desk and also got his kidney stolen (A child's knee)
And this guy used a knife
That wasn't sharpened to
Open a dragon crime
He's in the hill
Over the distance
Helping Eddie the Elbow-Master
He's coming over the side
Over the distance
Over the view
He's
Burning down the village
He's burning down the village
He's burning down the village
And no one's going to survive it
Clive the Knee-Master doesn't
Jump into action
Real fast
Clive the Knee-Master
Explode from your shell
Banish this kingdom back to its hell
Hell
That it came from
Full of fire
Hell that it came from
Full of fire
Hell that it came from
Full of fire
Hell that it came from
Full of fire
There they all go
Dancing back its hell
All natural
Just like the grass growing in the Autumn leaves
Just like when the leaves fall from the trees
Natural
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5. |
Buddha Shot It Up!
02:17
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1, 2, 3, 4
5, 6, 7, 8
9, 10, 11, 12
13, 14, 15, 16
H, U, H, L
E, U, Z, 14
18, 19, 20, 18
18, 4, Q, A
They call him Buddha cuz he's the real shoota (Shoota)
He's gonna go into your mall and shoot 'em up (1898)
He's not a nice guy (Can't say that)
But he has a good wrap (Don't say that)
Meaning he's good at freestyling rap
Music put on that CD
Radio station and listen to the comments section
Of the news telling you what to do
About the Buddha shooting the mall
Shooting up your dining hall (Bitch)
Buddha shot it up
Buddha shot it up (And no one survived)
(Om) Buddha shot it up
(Om) Buddha shot it up (And no one survived)
Buddha shot it up
Buddha shot it up
Buddha shot it up
Buddha shot it up
Buddha shot it up
Buddha shot it up
Buddha shot it up
Buddha shot it up
Buddha shot it up (Om)
Buddha shot it up and no one survived (Om)
Buddha shot it up
Buddha shot it up and no one survived
Ah, ah, aaah
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Alright...
Okay...
Fourteen... flights of stairs
Past the door
Shut the door
And it gets (More)
Caught in my hair (Warm)
Turn the thermostat on the door
Take a step too quick
And I go bald (Thermostat on the door)
Bathe it in salt (Thermostat)
Lock
Bathe it in pork breath
It makes it so you can't turn it (Bathe it in salt)
Until temperature is where it's at (Bathe it in pork breath)
It wants the temperature to be where it's at (I'm going insane)
Where it likes to be
Insane in the membrane (In the top of the trees)
I have a hand to play (Thermostat, sweet)
In all the world crises on my Pisces (Pay it there, gold toilet)
That's my correlation to the stars (Gold hair, gold banister)
Gotta shoot me to mars (Gold hair)
I'm not an alien (Gold skin)
I'm an extra terrestrial being (Hair)
Fair skin
Fair
I'm coming to sing you a song (Skin)
Bear
I'm coming to sing you a song so you get a nice fright (Fair skinned)
In the middle of the night (Bear)
I'm not white
My skin is just the colour of light
It's every colour in the rainbow
Red to blue, that's where it's at
Look at me
I'm not black
I'm white
No I'm not white
I'm white, the colour of the light
Every colour of the rainbow
Gonna pass it off
I'm gonna stop you right there cuz
I dunno if that was right
Some people might find that offensive
But that's okay
People are allowed to be offended
At the freedom of speech
It gives them the freedom to (Impeach)
Look at a peach (Impeach)
Impeach
The nation (Did you see?)
Impeach the nation (Did you see?)
Did you see the new Joe Rogan show?
He called Michelle Obama, "Obama's hoe"
So I said, "look at that!
Joe Rogan's bald without a hat!"
Shiny head, rub it with lotion, yum yum
Yum yum yum
Shiny head you can rub it with lotion (Rogan lotion)
Yum yum yum (Rogan lotion)
With all this talk of lotion
I just can't keep speaking about this commotion going through the world registers
The ocean
The ocean of my devotion (Rogan lotion)
The motion of the ocean (Rogan lotion)
The ocean (Emotion)
Ocean lotion (Okay)
Yum yum
In Israel there's an ocean of lotion (I think you mean Palestine)
You can't buy the ocean of lotion (No)
We know
Where it goes
To the river
Where it flows
Down
R.I.P.
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Alright, alri-ri-ri-ri-a
Brrrap
Dup dup dup
Ayyye aye
(Warsaw, warsaw, warsaw)
(Free club beats in the house)
Brrrap
Coming from
New England
Coming from
Texas
Coming from North Carolina
Gotta get to China
Feelin' really frisky
Gotta get on this disky little prisky
Frisky, disky miss me
Introducing the people in the house
We got this man in a nice blouse named Reenhoom (Aye aye)
And D.J. Sizzle-Fishman head
He's going to get those words to get into your head
He's going to spoon you in his bed (Right now)
Just like his dad did and I wish that wasn't a lie
No I'm fuggin' serious, I wish that was a lie
Bop bop
Here he goes, 1, 2, 3, 4
Reenhoom's verse comes up next
(Reenhoom's coming up)
Hey it's me, I'm the shoe man
Call me if you wanna shoe hand
Move out, that's my job
Put things in the lob
Throw it in like a log
Thinks things are taller than dogs
Hey look at that dog
It's pretty fuggin' fresh
Hey look at my breath
It's green, like yo breast
Oh! I'm talking 'bout Gumby
That big tall green guy
Talkin 'bout green fries
They ain't fresh
Fresh to death
Dooba daba da
Ship shop
A shoobu shaba sha
Naaah
Brrr ta
Aye aye
Dada
Whip it up like fries
Put it in the fryer
Put in the dryer
Now it's dry like my elbows
Gotta put lotion
I just took a shower
Ch, ch, ch, ch
That's the sound of lotion
Alright
Alright woo
Yaaa
DJ Sizzle-Fishman
Here he goes
One-y, two-y, four-y, five-y
Y'all ain't ready for this
Y'all can't touch my shit
Y'all ain't ready for this
You can't touch my shit
It's in the toilet
It's just chilling there
Oh I thought we were stopping
Welp guess not
So imma keep going
Right now
Laces on my shoes
You know I can't lose
Can you choose
What to do
With the laces on your shoes
Wha
Gai gai
He said what (Brrr ta ta)
He said What (Brrra pa pa)
He said what (Abrrra ba ba)
He said what (Datada)
What what (Daba daba da)
He said brrra ta ta
Brr br
And laga ga ga
Da ba drrr da ga ta
Da taga ga brrrt ta ga ta tow
Brrrrrrrrrwrwrwrwwwoowowwm
Brrra ta ta
Alright so that's my verse, thank you all for coming
(Woo!)
I'm glad you-I'm glad you came, that was a nice day
Alright now let's open it up-Now it's open it up to an open mic
Anyone else who wants to drop a sick, fuggin' fresh line
I would like to
W-Alright tell us-Tell us your name
I'm sorry
W-What's your name
Huuuh
AAAh
Did I get Tori
Ah, ah, aaah
(Coughing fit)
Alright, anybody else? Anybody else? Would anybody else like a verse
(Cough, cough)
No
My name's Tori
Oh, you're Tori
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Yellow Reign
02:23
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There was a time where the castle was under siege
And there went DJ Andchris and friends to fight the invaders
To fight them (To fight)
Prince Martin
Stepping on the gate
Pour the the tar
And send them to their fate
Prince Martin
Rides over on his giraffe wolf dog elephants and says
"I challenge you to a rap fit"
DJ Andchris can't turn it down
For he is the man
Who holds the crown of rap
No one can
Fight him about that
He will fight him
He will defeat him
5... 3, 2, 1
What's up my name is DJ Andchris
And I'm sick of you coming here and tryna take my crown
Makin me feel really down, really depressed
I have to compress my calves cuz I walked all the way here from my throne
I can't even roam the woods without the fear of you stalking me
You're kinda creepy, little bit sleepy from your long ride over here
Would you like some corned beef?
We just prepared it on the stove
We added the spices just right to make it smell
Just like your queefs
Now listen Prince Martin
You're not any spartan
You can't siege my widow or my... bliddow
You can't fight my right
You can't fight my knights
And you definitely can't win
Don't even take another step further
Really?
You see it?
Why I am Prince Martin
I will destroy you
And take you from your home
I will turn you to bone
I will make a really sad tune outta you
I will take you to the pond and dispose of you
Hold up, you're just rhyming 'you' with 'you'
You can't do that
I do whatever I want
For I am the prince of this land
Now here come my sharks (Here come the sharks)
Oh jesus christ!
The sharks, they're coming over the horizon
We're on the-We're on the water and the sharks are all coming
They're all coming to eat the walls so he can invade
Oh jesus fuckin christ that's terrifying, holy shit
This is so real, holy f*ck... alright um...
Open up the shark defense. Now
Attacked by Garden Gnomes riding sharks (He doesn't know they have sharks)
The Garden Gnomes have swords
And they're attacking our shores
Prince Martin can't even rap
But he has to wrap
Up his men in
Body bags because we killed them
Every last one of them
But they came back with reinforcements
And took the key from us
We have to go and get new homes
And plan a siege (A siege on Garden Gnomes)
And take back throne from Prince Martin
The King of the Gnomes
And furry elephant dog giraffes
And...
What they don't want you to know
(Is that the) Is that sharks... Have really strong legs
They may have won the battle
But he has not won the war
That he'd be back again he swore
We must travel to the land of the dungeon
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Uh yeah go
Can we start?
I'm not black, I'm not white
I'm just the colour of light
I'm not smart, I'm not bright, no
I'm not straight, I'm not gay
I'm just looking for a mate
That's right, alright
I'm white
And it goes and it comes
It's not the start, it's the end
We're not beginning
We're just startin'
It's my guy Martin
And it goes
One
Two
Three
Four
Five
Six
I'm just looking for a guy
Nine, ten
Three, four, five
Just lookin' for a guy
Just looking to high-five
Martin's alive
He's a pretty good guy, I guess
He's just alright
He's living in the sky
He's my guy
I'm just looking for a friend
Until I get to the end
I'm just lookin' for a life
To save mine
I'm just looking for a guy (Guy)
I'm just looking for a guy (Guy)
I'm just looking for a guy (Guy)
Lookin' for a guy tonight
His name's Martin and he goes out
And he goes in to his house
He gets up, he goes down
Drank
Drank
Drank
Drank
Drank
Po' up (Drank) sit down, stand up (Drank) faded
(One, two, three, four, five)
Po' up (Drank) sit down, stand up (Drank) faded (Just looking for a guy)
(One, two, three, four, five)
Po' up (Drank) sit down, stand up, faded faded (Just looking for a guy)
One, two, three, four, five (Just looking for a guy)
One, two, three, four, five (Just looking for a guy)
One, two, three, four, five
You get a swimming pool full of liquor
And you dive right in
You dive right in
You get a swimming pool full of liquor
And you dive right-dive right in
You get a swimming pool of liquor
And you dive right in
(Must be your skin) you just dive right in
Drank (Must be your skin)
Drank
Drank
Drank
Drank
Drank
Drank
Drank
Drank
Drank
Just lookin' for a guy
Thank you
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(4, 5, 6)
1, 2, 3, 4
Bada doo da
Shoobie do baba
Bum bum bada deedle do dum
Sometimes I go to the park and I feel like I'm sad (Like I'm sad)
I walk through the fields and I eat the grass
It's so scrumptious, I eat it down my throat
That little grass I have to poke
My little brother with after school one day
Little did I know on that grass was a tick
That gave him Lyme Disease like
No other bug ever had before
He got Lyme Disease and died before four
I cut the lawn like I cut my brother's wrists
It was an accident and I didn't mean to say this (His name was Chris)
It was an accident
Please don't give me detention
Mr. Joenathaniel
Please
There comes a time in a day where you have to
Release the past on everybody
You gotta tell them what happened
That's what BBD Anonymous is for
The BBD stands for Brother Bombastic Death
Anonymous
You go, you tell the story
Of your brother's bombastic death
That you occurred upon them like
If you gave them the bad TV
And if/or you gave them Lyme Disease
Like that story I gave thee
Singing about this now
This may be an ad or maybe
It's not
Put that steak in a crock pot
I'm not ZZ Top but you can ask him
For some good advice
When Harry Met Sally that's when I got lice
(When Harry Met Sally)
I shouldn't have tried that hat on
But it was tempting since it was (I know I shouldn't have)
Said Steve Madden (Since I shouldn't have)
Like the shoe brand
Somebody's gonna get these hands
I'll get these hams, I will get these hams from the Petco
They're not dead yet, no (They're in the back room)
I'll get these hams, I will get these hams
I'll get 'em from the Petco
Around the corner (Rrr)
Rrrrr (Rrrrr)
Jerry Maguire
Porn star for hire
Higher than the empire state
Prince Martin
Prince, Prince Martin
It's Princes birthday
25 Years ago it wouldn't be his birthday
Because birthdays don't change
They're the same day every year
I didn't know this 'til I turned 14
And then I could say that I could not scream
Squeamish CDs, my CD player
I listen to Slayer
I listen to Slayer
South of Heaven
Reign in Blood
T-shirt
His Reign in Blood
His South of Heaven
T-shirt was way too big
Stole lyric from Andrew Jackson
Jiha-ha-ha-ha-had
Somebody fix the satellite dish
So I can go home and listen to Phish
Thanks dad
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Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
I'm going to eat some nails
I've only lived in jail
Ever
Since I was born
Now it's time for
Escape
Into the real world
With my friend
Joe
Shaba-daba-doo ba-la-loo
Shibba doobidoo
Joe doesn't speak English
He only speaks schmeckolese (jaqu-lee)
Shaba-dooboo-doolee
Booda-doo
Abadaba-doop-doo
Shoobop-shoobop-shoop-boo
Shabadabadoo-boo-doo
Boowop-boowop-wop-booboo
We escape through tunnels
Snort coke through funnels
Then teleport to the other side of the wall
Shoowop-shoowop bop bop
Shoobadobadobado
(Motorcycle sounds)
Now we're home
In Louisiana
Little queazy
With my nana
Nana-nana-nant-neeeuw
Nernu-nernu ner-nu
Shoobop bow
Guitar sound !
Keith Richards
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COMR Hartford, Connecticut
we are an experimental art collective, created by a group of friends who figured out how to travel between dimensions. this is the music that comes from those experiences.
thank you for listening.
- c o m r
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